Hey there. I'm Kristen.
This is how I look every day.
I know. I know. You'd think my mouth would get tired.
Alright, so I actually look more like this:
Face courtesy of my own personal and extremely recession friendly make-up artist.
Who said motherhood isn't glamorous?
So, somehow you've found yourself at my blog.
Admit it. You googled "My mom's tits" and thought you'd find them here.
Sorry to disappoint. Not only are your mom's tits not here, but I've breastfeed four kids, so...
I started this blog in November 2005, when I only had one kid and was working as a music professor at a small Mississippi university, adjusting to live as a military wife, and had nothing better to do than write a few funny stories about being a not-so-natural first time mom.
Yeah, that first year was not pretty.
Then my husband left active duty for life as a National Guardsman and commercial airline pilot and we moved in with my in-laws.
Yes, it was as bad as it sounds.
No, they don't read my blog.
Yet.
On the bright side, I got pregnant again after two miscarriages and added another kid to the mix.
I've since moved to the Atlanta suburbs and had another baby.
And then another.
Are you keeping count?
Don't worry. Sometimes I can barely keep track of them all.
I also wrote a book.
I'm pretty sure my in-laws won't read that either.
I write about the sometimes funny, sometimes challenging, sometimes really fucking hard parts about being a mom who often parents alone.
I also write about Crocs. And my vagina.
Not generally in the same post.
So, I guess I shouldn't be surprised that someone on a message board once described this blog as "the seedy underbelly of motherhood."
I'm not sure if it was supposed to be a compliment or not.
But you know. Lemons. Lemonade. Bud with Lime.
Like my mom always told me, there's always a bright side to everything.
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