Hi, I'm Kristen.
Don't worry, this is not a sex site. Just a mommy blog, which I guess makes it an anti-sex site. Nothing says "birth control" like a few stories about crazy children and a stretched out vagina.
I live in Atlanta and chase after four super mostly-adorable children. Yes, I have my hands full. No, I don't know how I do it.
Yes, my mom is Chinese.
Don't lie, you were going to ask.
I started this blog in late 2005, back when there weren't really "mommy blogs," to share my funny, frank experiences as a first time mom who went from being a college music professor at a small Southern university to a baby bouncing butt wiper.
I like to call it nature's electro-shock therapy.
Since then I had a couple of miscarriages, a few more kids, and moved from Mississippi to Philadelphia (with my in-laws) to Atlanta to Arkansas and back to Atlanta again courtesy of my military and commercial pilot husband.
True story: I actually found my house through a comment on this blog.
Aside from writing here, I am the CEO/Publisher of Cool Mom Picks and Cool Mom Tech, a sex columnist at ImperfectParent.com, and a contributor to The Pioneer Woman's Homeschooling blog.
And I wrote a book.
Yes, I wear a lot of hats. Or underpants. I look really bad in hats.
I'm a frequest guest on various talk and news shows, a speaker at conferences and events (maybe yours?), and I have my own talk show "The Kristen Chase Show," launching on Cafemom Studios' YouTube channel in April.
I also gave a TEDx Talk and Mocha Momma's daughter said I was hot once.
But hey! Enough about me!
I'm so glad you found your way here, even if it was by Googling "My mom's tits." It was a typo, right?
I hate to break it to you but you might be sorely disappointed.
For more about me, what other people have said about me, and where else you can find me on the web (Twitter, Instagram, Pinterest, oh my!) , click here and here. (Yes, I know that's bad SEO, but whatever)
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Don't steal. It adds 20 lbs to your ass. All content copyrighted to Kristen Chase, Motherhood Uncensored (which just so happens to be a registered trademark).
[ATTN PR: I don't really review products on this blog. If you've got something relevant to Cool Mom Picks or Cool Mom Tech (and by relevant I don't mean an electronic cigarette) then feel free to send it to kristen[at]coolmompicks[dot]com. But if it's a HILARIOUS youtube video, a picture of a pregnant Kourtney Kardashian, or a guest post, contest, or giveaway for my readers, please feel free to skip my address. That is unless you're giving away any of these items or you're offering me the chance to meet/kiss/sleepwith Ryan Reynolds. Then I'm all ears].
