Say it Ain't So...

Well kids, it seems that Angelina is going to be a mom again. This time to her own child with Brad Pitt. Now, look, I've never really been this huge fan of Angie, Brad, or Jen for that matter, but I do believe that Jen got the SHIT end of the stick. Seems to me he liked Jen when she was a quiet sitcom star (still making tons o' cash) and he was the BIG MOVIE STAR. But then, she started to do movies (not the greatest in the world, but hey, they are better than mine...), and well, he dumped her quick. And I know everyone thinks he's SO HOT. Well, fine, but maybe she just didn't want to have his baby. Maybe, she figured out that he had a wandering eye now that he's almost middle aged (it's true, kids) and didn't want to get in too deep. Poor Jen - I'm sure her eyes are rolled back far in her head - with disgust that is...

And as for crazy Ihave27tattoosinswahiliiliketodrinkbloodandsmoochmybro Angelina...Cripes, her huge tattoos are going to be even huger with a big preggo belly (my rationale for never getting ink anywhere near my stomach area)... Yes, even as a young fledgling rebel, I planned ahead.

Anyhoo... what is this world coming to? Well, I hope Mr. and Mrs. Smith think LONG and HARD before calling it quits - now that they'll have three kids and all (how about a COLD SHOWER welcome to fatherhood for Brad, eh?). When it rains, it pours, doesn't it ole Brad...

Oh and Brad, PS: Don't think just because she has your name tattooed on her ASS she'll never leave you... What do you think all those other tattoos say, my friend?

Comments

[knq]

You mean Nick and Jessica weren't really IN LUV? Oh shit what is this world coming to? Thanks for visiting Jayne. I laughed OUT LOUD several times whilst reading your blog. Hils told me it was hilarious and well, I concur!

[Jayne]

Hey, there! You know, I don't feel too bad for Jen . . . I think that's the price you pay for being/dating movie stars. Their whole marriage was probably a huge publicity stunt anyway! Just like the Angelina/Brad deal. But I'm not cynical or anything ; )