On My Way to The Bank

It should say Drugs, Food, Smiles, and Robeez. Yes. I've been in there.

She likes gospel records and he, er, Bryan, likes amphibians. Don't ask how I know this.

Yes. That says Bling Bling with a Touch of Class. Duh.

Comments

[Kristen]

Those are some classic photos. I'll have to take some to show everyone why South Florida isn't the mecca people think it is, either. You just wait!

[Petite Mommy]

Kind of looks like where I live...LOL...except that I don't HATE it as much as I think you do! :)

[Hill]

...Misty water colored meeeeemorieees...

I think I just threw up a little.

=)

[HeatherJ]

My hopes for Mississippi have been dashed by your dose of humorous reality.

[Meredith]

and I thought rural Iowa looked strange!

[Chag]

I need some bling bling with a touch of class.

More pictures, please!

[Mrs. Chicky]

Heh heh, Records and Pot Center. Yeah, I know, its PET Center. But Pot Center is funnier.

Shut up Beavis.

[joy]

fuck me! no wonder a certain midwestern town in michigan looks rather alluring to you right now.

[Julie]

Holy fucking crap on a stick. When does your husband get PCS orders?

[nonlineargirl]

What, you couldn't have given me one of those photos? I don't have one for next week yet, and for me they would have been random.

[mrsfortune]

Who wants bling without the class? Seriously. Them gold teefs or that rhinestone encrusted watch has GOT to be class-ay!

[Mom101]

And to think you don't like living there.

[Nancy]

I thought it said "Records and Pot" too. I thought that combination made quite a lot of sense, until I read your caption.

The drugs, food, and smiles one is pretty amusing too -- are you sure you're not living in some hippy enclave?

Ray Ray is cool cool.

[Redneck mommy]

You have just made my nearest town look like a freaking metropolis with class. Thank you. But now when I shop there, I am going to be wishing we had our own Ray Ray's. Cuz that, my friend, is a gem.

[Kristi]

So, how much longer you got in Humpback Humbpack Humback Eye, Crooked Letter, Crooked Letter, Eye, Crooked Letter, Crooked Letter, Eye, Pee, Pee, Eye?

[Izzy]

Ahahaha...the "pet" center looks like it says "pot" center. And by the look of things, some pot may be in order.

Enjoy your trip, if you ever get there :)

[zygote daddy]

First of all, the whole "bling bling" idea itself automatically undermines any possibility of class. Second of all, if you have to advertise that your store has a "touch of class", it's pretty goddamn obvious it doesn't have it. Third of all, holy fucking shit. You have got to be kidding me.

Great stuff!

[stella]

ray rays. awesome.

BLING BLING!

love it. love it. love it.

krista better go notice how i pimped her out 2 blog posts ago...and it wasn't even on her blog!

and kristen...tell me you did catch that?

your daughter by the way is a spittin image of you.

i want to see the bling bling with a touch of class!!!!

[MetroDad]

There's no doubt about it. You have to be the coolest person to ever live in the great state of Mississippi. How do you do it, Kristen? Man, I would go nuts there! Where would I get sushi? Who would cut my hair? Where would I shop? I see why you like taking some much-needed escapes out of state!

[mama_tulip]

Drugs, food and smiles. What more can you ask for?

[Her Bad Mother]

See? You know exacly how to cheer me up. Drugs, Food, Smiles? Yes, please. And a side order of Ray Ray's Bling Bling (with a Touch of Class).

Loooove it.

[fidget]

well i'd sure be smiling if left alone with bottle after bottle of good drugs

[Lucinda]

Whoa. It's worse than I thought. Drugs. Food. Smiles. I'll have to send that picture to my musician friends, because that sounds like a future album cover.

I used to drive past a place while traveling that was Nursery Laundromat. As in, you could buy plants while you did your laundry. Kewl.

[Christina]

LOL! Hilarious.

And I swear I thought the second pic said Bryan's Records and POT Center! I was thinking, well, they do go together. :)

[sinsamantha]

i love the drug store pic!

[Lia]

Yep, I can see why you wish you were in London. This looks like the small Zimbabwean town I ran away from when I was 18.

Come on over.

[something blue]

Drugs in food does make us smile. Do they sell brownies?

That's some good shopping!

[Jaime]

Ahhh.........the deep south!!!! I just dont know if I could handle all that in one town!

[krista]

Hahha, the urban jewellery picture makes me laugh because it looks highly NOT urban. Is that a dirt shoulder on the side of the road?

Oh man.

I'd like to see more pictures of Mississippi. That was amusing.

[jozet]

Drugs. Food. Smiles.

It's what's for breakfast.

And oh yes, that storefront spells "bling" out loud. :-D