Hooray! A Post That Has Absolutely Nothing to Do With Me Wanting to Tie My Husband's Balls in a Knot
In case you were wondering, this is the drawstring in question. Oh and the 20 week old belly. In case you missed that.
I apologize for not warning you to grab your sunglasses.
And look. It's cool Chucks from Zappos (hello, lover where have you been all my life?).
Don't they make my ankles look slender? I can almost see myself clomping around the Philadelphia Zoo in them. As a patron you bastards. Yippee for shoes that are delivered to your front door by a hot sexy UPS guy who woke up your daughter leaving them but you didn't really care because he's really hot and he was bringing you shoes. SHOES!
And guess what? I'm the site of the week over to Nicole's blog. Check out my interview. Who needs thank yous when you can get prizes for writing a blog (okay, maybe not prizes but still, weehooo!).
20 weeks already?? wow! I need to get athletic bra like yours! My tits are saggy
Posted by: mrs mogul | August 25, 2006 at 03:44 PM
I want those shoes! (and your little tattoo, too)
Posted by: Damselfly | August 25, 2006 at 12:42 PM
wait -- i love those shoes! weren't you wearing them at blogher??
Posted by: sweetney | August 25, 2006 at 11:08 AM
are those, by chance, *sueded* chucks? b/c, oh, christ, they're purty.
Posted by: lildb | August 24, 2006 at 11:09 AM
I feel that we're bonded even more closely now.
Am going to find to find drawstring sweats so that we can be even closer...
Posted by: Her Bad Mother | August 24, 2006 at 10:01 AM
Awwww...you're startimg to show. I love that part :)
And very cute shoes!
Posted by: Izzy | August 24, 2006 at 07:58 AM
Ha! Definitely nothing like getting cool shoes by delivery. I think I need to pick some new ones out.
Posted by: Lady M | August 24, 2006 at 12:44 AM
Hey, I've got that belly! And I'm not even pregnant!
(Cute UPS men bearing shoes are the best.)
Posted by: Jess R | August 23, 2006 at 11:51 PM
Kristen, you are too cute. Love the belly, love the shoes. Congrats on the award!
Posted by: Elizabeth | August 23, 2006 at 11:14 PM
UPS = Love
Posted by: Girl con Queso | August 23, 2006 at 09:59 PM
Nice shoes and nice tat.
Ohhhh can I touch the bell.....oops, never mind. *Sheepishly moves hand away from computer.*
Posted by: Melissa | August 23, 2006 at 08:20 PM
Wash? It wasn't stuck that far up there.
heh.
And Dawn, I totally stole them off HBM - okay, the idea. Not the actual shoes. But wouldn't that have been some good blog fodder?
Posted by: Mother | August 23, 2006 at 06:06 PM
Yah know, I admired them on Her BAd Mother, and now seeing them on you...I may have a new mission
Posted by: Dawn | August 23, 2006 at 05:45 PM
So you have washed the drawstring since then, right?
Posted by: Mom101 | August 23, 2006 at 05:25 PM
It's only been a month since I saw you. Were you sucking it in at BlogHer? :o)
Posted by: TB | August 23, 2006 at 05:17 PM
too funny!
Posted by: anne nahm | August 23, 2006 at 04:37 PM
um.. LMFAO- i didn't mean for it to post 1923802948 times
Posted by: jennster | August 23, 2006 at 03:55 PM
LOL- you look so cute in those shoes! and in your pants! HOW ARE YOU FEELING AND STUFF? SMOOCH!
Posted by: jennster | August 23, 2006 at 03:54 PM
Congrats on your site of the week.
Cute belly shot!
Posted by: Stacy | August 23, 2006 at 03:39 PM
Seeing those cute ass Chuck low tops in action has convinced me- I need those. Now.
Posted by: Kristen | August 23, 2006 at 03:27 PM
Those are some very cute shoes. And some equally cute belly.
Posted by: Kristin | August 23, 2006 at 01:13 PM
Awww cute pregnant belly!! It makes me want to get pregnant again, although I absolutely do not want to get pregnant again.
Cute tattoo too.
Posted by: Hippie Mama | August 23, 2006 at 12:05 PM
Shoes: Hellacool.
Belly: Hellacute.
Blog Title: Hellafunny.
Award: Hellajealous. (Me.)
I have to start looking for some damn thing I do well enough to get a reward for it. Dishes? Dusting? Drawing elephants with eyeliner in the dermatologist's waiting room to shut up my children? Crap. This could take a while.
Posted by: karyn | August 23, 2006 at 11:32 AM
Dude.
Those are some kick-ass shoes.
Posted by: Jenny | August 23, 2006 at 10:40 AM
Love the shoes and the idea of a hot UPS guy delivering them. I could forgive a guy like that for waking up my kid if he agreed that the next time he showed up with something he would deliver it shirtless.
And like your BFF I hope you used your hubby's credit card to summons the hot UPS guy.
Posted by: Mrs. Chicky | August 23, 2006 at 10:27 AM
You look adorable...
Congrats on being site of the week. I posted there too.
Posted by: Amanda | August 23, 2006 at 10:12 AM
The shoes are wonderful. So is your belly.
Posted by: mamatulip | August 23, 2006 at 10:00 AM
The UPS guy can always be excused for waking the kids up here.
Love the new shoes.
Posted by: alleygat0r | August 23, 2006 at 09:46 AM
You have cute ankles! When I was pregnant I couldn't even see mine below my expansive belly. (Oh, and your title today made me spit my coffee out)
Posted by: Pattie | August 23, 2006 at 09:45 AM
your tummy looks absolutely adorable!
the shoes.. let's just say i'm jealous. I'm already swelling and by the end will probably be shuffling around in kleenex boxes
Posted by: fidget | August 23, 2006 at 09:14 AM
Those shoes rock!
and congrats on being my site of the week!
Posted by: Much More Than A Mom | August 23, 2006 at 09:01 AM
Eeeeeheheh! I'll never look at a drawstring the same again!!
Posted by: Chase | August 23, 2006 at 08:55 AM
I hope you bought multiple pairs.
And I hope you used his credit card.
Posted by: BFF | August 23, 2006 at 08:31 AM