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Posted by: Gunfighter | March 25, 2008 at 09:02 PM
Croc must have read your post WAY BACK WHEN - this seems too personal.
haaaaaa
Posted by: stella | March 12, 2008 at 04:25 PM
Those...are hilarious!
Posted by: Lisse | March 11, 2008 at 10:31 PM
I was just reading in a magazine the new Hollywood shoe rave is 6" heels, minus the heel. Seriously..it looks like a shoe but the dog chewed the heel off. Can't wait to wear them grocery shopping! LOL NOT!
Posted by: Veggiemomof2 | March 11, 2008 at 03:36 PM
Wow, I never would have thought that crocs would do that! Ugh!
Posted by: Kara | March 11, 2008 at 12:18 AM
I have a pair of black wedge crocs I bought last summer and love them. I wore them all summer to work. they are so comfy.
Posted by: Alicia | March 10, 2008 at 08:11 PM
crocs have gone too far.
those things are fugly.
Posted by: paige | March 10, 2008 at 07:27 PM
Those are so wrong. I am speechless.
Posted by: RubiaLala | March 10, 2008 at 03:41 PM
Oh! These are just perfect! I have a wedding to go to at a fishing wharf, and I can just hose the guts off before the reception!
Posted by: Jozet at Halushki | March 10, 2008 at 03:21 PM
haha. They have blue and white platform ones as well that aren't half as cute as these. I'm sure we'll see them on the racks of TJ Maxx in no time.
Posted by: Selfmademom | March 10, 2008 at 03:04 PM
Enough is Enough! Please make it stop! Even in red they are heinously fugly.
Posted by: Vicky | March 10, 2008 at 01:10 PM
Oh my lord!! You know some man designer/marketer thought the ladies would think these were HOT!
Posted by: PunditMom | March 10, 2008 at 11:26 AM
What WOULD you wear those with? And where? I can't even begin to imagine....or maybe I can and that's what frightens me so.
And I agree -- Eddie Izzard has much better taste than this.
Posted by: High Heeled Mama | March 10, 2008 at 11:08 AM
Violet is not alone. I'd wear them. I love tranny shoes.
Posted by: Gina | March 10, 2008 at 10:54 AM
These are pathetic.
Posted by: Jessica | March 10, 2008 at 09:58 AM
Wow, just wow. Ever see the best page in the universe's post on crocs? great stuff.
Posted by: furiousball | March 10, 2008 at 09:01 AM
Looks like we have a replacement for the clear heels trend.
Posted by: Fairly Odd Mother | March 10, 2008 at 08:22 AM
Please tell me you photoshopped that picture and they don't really exist.
Posted by: Lady M | March 10, 2008 at 03:21 AM
That may well be the wrongest thing I've seen in weeks.
And I've seen a lot of wrong things, lately.
Posted by: jaelithe | March 10, 2008 at 01:56 AM
That is wrong on so many, many levels.
Posted by: Rachel | March 10, 2008 at 01:21 AM
Oh mah gah.
Posted by: Suebob | March 10, 2008 at 12:46 AM
Hahahaha! That rocks! You are hilarious--I have a shiny new spot for you on my blogroll. Feel free to reciprocate if you like my writings!
Posted by: Scott | March 09, 2008 at 10:55 PM
I saw fur-lined Crocs when I was in Tokyo last month. I'd never seen them here at home in Australia.
Posted by: Ian | March 09, 2008 at 10:46 PM
haha, amanda. :)
Posted by: Motherhood Uncensored | March 09, 2008 at 10:45 PM
Oh, come on... Eddie Izzard has WAY better taste than these. Give the man some credit.
Posted by: Amanda | March 09, 2008 at 10:39 PM
I admit, I don't mind Crocs, but there IS a line, and these cross it.
They're kind of like trainwrecks. You have to look.
Posted by: mamatulip | March 09, 2008 at 10:14 PM
I have a well documented loathing of crocs.
But these... well... I have to admit. I could let these suckers slide past my rant radar.
Posted by: Miss Britt | March 09, 2008 at 09:57 PM
Yeah. What? Seriously?
Posted by: Kris | March 09, 2008 at 09:43 PM
Summer's comin' - time for Kristen's croc rants. Yay!
They do scream transvestite. Possibly Eddie Izzard.
Posted by: Manic Mommy | March 09, 2008 at 07:43 PM
I am sooo buying those to weed my garden this summer. ;) heh.
Posted by: The Other Dana | March 09, 2008 at 07:04 PM
Anyone who buys them deserves to be seen wearing them!!!
Posted by: Nicole | March 09, 2008 at 06:33 PM
Ha, I hate to admit that I love'em...my daughter (who is 2.5) would think they were the greatest shoes ever invented.
Posted by: Robin Rivers | March 09, 2008 at 06:10 PM
when I saw the picture I just snorted and said "Oh My God!" WTF?
Posted by: Gwen | March 09, 2008 at 04:59 PM
Hmm, those sure are intersting!!
Posted by: Melissa | March 09, 2008 at 04:52 PM
Wait, where IS Ru Paul these days?
Posted by: Jenn | March 09, 2008 at 04:42 PM
I also saw jellies at Target this week. My 4YO wanted them desperately. I told her they would make her feet sweat and giver her blisters. "So why do they make them?" I don't know. It's a mystery.
Posted by: b | March 09, 2008 at 04:10 PM
oh. my. lord.
i just... i have no words.
Posted by: Lara | March 09, 2008 at 04:09 PM
I love my Crocs, but I wouldn't be caught dead in those puppies. Yew.
Posted by: submommy | March 09, 2008 at 03:50 PM
BBAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
I'd rather clean up another dose of purple baby barf.
Posted by: Mother to a Blueberry Volcano | March 09, 2008 at 02:49 PM
blech
Posted by: Jill in Atlanta | March 09, 2008 at 02:44 PM
They've now gone too far. Those are so wrong.
Posted by: Phoenix | March 09, 2008 at 01:38 PM
I would totally wear those. Don't tell anyone, ok?
Posted by: Violet | March 09, 2008 at 12:46 PM
You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig.
Posted by: witchypoo | March 09, 2008 at 12:43 PM
Hey, you just gave away my shoe work wardrobe for the summer, as in It looks Business casual, but its comfy. Or at least I hope they are. Last year, I tried to wear the Mary Janes all summer and got busted.
Posted by: Jennifer | March 09, 2008 at 12:43 PM
MOG. Fugly.
Posted by: Nancy | March 09, 2008 at 11:51 AM
I used to have sandals like that and one day got stuck walking a zillion miles in them and my feet still hate me :P
Posted by: Rebecca | March 09, 2008 at 10:52 AM