Best Swag Trying to Pose as a Sex Toy: The clown nose
Cutest Couple Who Are Totally Not a Couple (right...): Redneck Mommy and Backpacking Dad
Blogger Who is Clearly the Opposite of His/Her Blog Name: Laid Off Dad. Don't be fooled. Doug totally has a job.
Most Unwelcome Session Not Included in the Conference Fee: The five-minute impromptu presentation on marketing by an audience member during the "Mommyblogging: The Commercial Momosphere" session Saturday morning.
Best Business Card Dispenser: Jenny Lauck's Boobages.
Most Falsely Advertised Session: Naked Blogging.
Best Sponsor "Booth": The Alphamom Suite. Devoid of any and all product pitches, stocked 24-7 with food and drink, and host to the CheeseburgHER Party that was broken up by security after a mere 15 minutes.
Best Meal: Rocco DiSpirito and his nipples.
Best Celebrity Appearance: Whymommy
Blogger Most Likely to Not Get a Schnapps Endorsement: The Bloggess
Most Uncomfortable Moment: Trying to gorge on appetizers and drink champagne in the middle of half the Macy's handbag section filled with about 500 bloggers.
Most Blatant and Shameless Plea for Attention by a Blogger: Tie between Amalah nearly "fainting" at the Macy's party and Mayberry Mom bursting her daughter's appendix so she had to get surgery.
Most Effective PR Person: A tie between Grover and Abby Cadaby at the Sesame Street Room.