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August 24, 2008


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OMG! How annoying!!

Oh my god. I don't know how you didn't punch him.

And you've sucked in a new reader :)

I love the blogosphere.

Please tell me you made that up.

Just shoot him he deserves it. He'd be outside sleep in dog house different zip code. I am few sizes larger than when we married but he better not say anything- fortunately he does not.

If I ever happen to meet your Huz, I'm going to kick him in the balls. With all the pregnancy hormones, I'm not sure how you haven't murdered him.

PLEASE tell me he didn't really say that...

Sometimes, guys are just dumb.

I am in your shoes. I am over 6 feet tall and preggers.

However, my husband is 260 pounds. Therefore, I do not feel bad until I outweigh him.

Which is not altogether outside the realm of possibilities.

So then you threatened to roll over on his skinny ass and smother him in his sleep, right?

Free Willy...sheesh...he has no idea how good he has it.

Wow...I don't even know what to say. Let me just offer a brief apology from the guy side. We're not all like that...really.

And he's still alive after that?

shoulda put a disclaimer - "do not eat while you read!" I was laughing so hard!!!

My husband is doing the same thing now - especially because when we met I was 98 pounds and now after 5 kids and this pregnancy making it #6 - let's just say I am not skinny anymore (by no means am I huge either! I am at 156 and am 26 weeks preggo) but let's just say that his loving comment of my "cottage cheese thighs" do not make it any more romantic

He is a real winner there.
Sensitive and caring for his pregnant wife.


I think I've had that same conversation with MY husband.

jerks. the whole lot of them.

WTF do men really think this shit works??? Really. How would they like it if we rubbed their belly and said we wanted to ride Santa?? Ugh, course they are usually horny and would probably go for it!

To quote Paris Hilton: "That's hot."

holy crap! how did you manage to get pregnant in the first place with a smoother talker like THAT trying to crawl in your pants?

If I were you, I'd start hiding important shit like keys, his credit card, his driver's license, one favorite shoe that he regularly wears, etc. Stuff like that would make him feel like he's going insane while trying to find it and you wouldn't have to say a thing.

You could always hide his garage door opener, his sunglasses, his cell phone, or leave popcorn bits and Cheerios all over the floor in strange areas so he has to vacuum incessantly (which I know he loves to do).

Pranks are the way to go. You could also hide the remote or his iPod, but those are obvious things to mysteriously "lose."

And make yourself unavailable when he needs to find them. In fact, hide one thing a day and see how long it takes him to lose his mind. Heh.

I have to agree - this is verbal abuse.
This is not funny.
You should not have to put up with this, and your children should not have to see nor hear this.

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Now...who said that chivalry was dead? Your hubby sounds like a charmer. and you...a good sport.

Hey - sorry your husband is being such an ass.

I have a 7 month old son. Two weeks after he was born, my husband informed me that we had both put on weight and it was time for us to go on a diet. I am now 5 lbs below pre-preg weight and he hasn't lost a thing.

Karma is a bitch and breast feeding is your friend.

Hang in there!

LMAO @ Amanda and Monica.

And don't worry people. I farted him right out of the bed last night.

All's fair, right?

And you are telling me this man is still alive and able to walk? I would have cut his balls of right on the spot and fed the hairy fuckers to him....What an ass!

Woman, harpoon his ass.

Start giggling whenever you see his free willy in the shower.

what an ass.

you might mention you cal always loose weight when you have the baby, but there's no little hope for fucktard like him to grow a brain.

For Better...meet For Worse.

Is that his way of ensuring you won't have any more kids because he'll never get laid again?

Perhaps you should remind him that Willy was a KILLER whale.

I would have killed my hubby for saying that to me when I was nearly 8 mths pregnant. Is he very brave or something??

Oh. My. Gosh.

I think my reply to his first question would have been. "Did you ever think you'd be sleeping on the couch for a week?"

that's abuse- verbal abuse- plain and simple.

Where DH = Dick Head.

So, your Huz...and my hubby...they're the same guy??!!

The way i see it, he's lucky Free Willy didn't roll over on top of him and smother him to death .

Really? seriously?
I mean, you can't make that stuff up, I guess..but REALLY?
Does he ever, ever want to get a BJ ever again?

Who says shit like that???

Sounds to me like someone needs to be bitchslapped!!!!


Tell him to look on the bright side.

At least he has an excuse now when he glances down and his penis looks small.

Oh. My. God.

You had me at grabbed your thighs...

If my hubby would never ever dare do that. No matter how bad he was thinking it. He knows I would immediately go on a sex strike! (Plus he has a bigger belly than me now.....muahahahaha!)Pay back time.

Seriously? No, Seriously? Jeez. Does he actually WANT to get laid? Coulda fooled me.

This is when penis slams are appropriate. "When you were in college, did you ever think there'd me a time when you couldn't get it up?"

Ha ha @suebob.

I think you should knock him one upside that head and see if you can't unstick it.


Oh, no he dint!

I really think your husband is kind of demented... who SAYS that? That's not even on the questionable side of inappropriate.

Is his brain just permanently set to "Say Stupid Shit"?

This would be the hate part.

Did he really think he'd get some after that? Men... so clueless. Good thing they're cute.

NICE! Guess that's a no on the new sex toy then?

This is when I would pat my husband's belly and smugly remark, "And isn't it crazy that you've got this sympathy baby bump going on? Pretty soon we'll BOTH look pregnant, but I appreciate you carrying the burden for now."

Oy, he's a peach. I think I'd have to start playing 15-year-old-boy pranks on him when he sleeps.

Yeah, my husband does shit like that sometimes, too. I think he does it because he thinks it's fun to watch how fast I can jump out of bed, switch on the laptop, connect to the internet and blog about it. Oftentimes, just to piss him off, I'll take my sweet time getting my robe on.

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