Hottest Mommy Blogger: Guy Kawasaki, founder of AllTop.com
Best Swag Being Handed Off to Every Mommy Blogger's Kid as a Cool Thing They Bought For Them in San Francisco: The clown nose
Best Swag Trying to Pose as a Sex Toy: The clown nose
Cutest Couple Who Are Totally Not a Couple (right...): Redneck Mommy and Backpacking Dad
Blogger Who is Clearly the Opposite of His/Her Blog Name: Laid Off Dad. Don't be fooled. Doug totally has a job.
Most Unwelcome Session Not Included in the Conference Fee: The five-minute impromptu presentation on marketing by an audience member during the "Mommyblogging: The Commercial Momosphere" session Saturday morning.
Best Business Card Dispenser: Jenny Lauck's Boobages.
Most Falsely Advertised Session: Naked Blogging.
Best Sponsor "Booth": The Alphamom Suite. Devoid of any and all product pitches, stocked 24-7 with food and drink, and host to the CheeseburgHER Party that was broken up by security after a mere 15 minutes.
Best Meal: Rocco DiSpirito and his nipples.
Best Celebrity Appearance: Whymommy
Blogger Most Likely to Not Get a Schnapps Endorsement: The Bloggess
Most Uncomfortable Moment: Trying to gorge on appetizers and drink champagne in the middle of half the Macy's handbag section filled with about 500 bloggers.
Most Blatant and Shameless Plea for Attention by a Blogger: Tie between Amalah nearly "fainting" at the Macy's party and Mayberry Mom bursting her daughter's appendix so she had to get surgery.
Most Effective PR Person: A tie between Grover and Abby Cadaby at the Sesame Street Room.
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Posted by: HELEN23 | January 27, 2010 at 03:02 AM
I can't believe that I missed the CheeseburgHER party. It was directly across from my room.
Posted by: Amy M. | August 06, 2008 at 01:19 AM
Thanks for the kudos! Next year? I'm going spring-load the cards.
Posted by: Jenny | July 28, 2008 at 07:57 PM
Oh HEL-lo. The CheeseburgHer party was busted after FORTY FIVE minutes. And I've come to believe that that's the best part of the party! :D
I never get to hang out with you at BlogHer like I planned. Boo.
Posted by: Suburban Turmoil | July 28, 2008 at 01:03 PM
I am so embarrassed that I haven't been here sooner to thank you for the award.
Thank you, thank you. I am very honored.
Isabel
Posted by: Isabel Kallman | July 26, 2008 at 11:30 PM
My big head busted the clown nose upon first application and rendered me with a "nose burn" from the strap.
Thanks Feld Entertainment.
Posted by: moosh in indy. | July 26, 2008 at 08:19 PM
perfect.
Posted by: Stefania/CityMama | July 26, 2008 at 01:52 PM
Awww ... meeting you was definitely a highlight, Kristen. I only wish we'd had more time to talk! You know, besides here and there on the blogs, every day, in our pajamas. :-)
Posted by: WhyMommy | July 25, 2008 at 10:16 PM
enjoyed reading your blogher awards round up
it was nice meeting you at blogher
Posted by: jessica | July 25, 2008 at 08:34 PM
Loved this! But I think I have Jenny beat-at Ruby Skye they had these bundles of two small lollipops tied together with cellophone, Jennster tucked one down my top into my boobs.
It was still there when I got undressed oh, 6 hours later, AFTER I went to the Mighty Haus party. Now THAT is some powerful cleavage!
Posted by: Elizabeth | July 25, 2008 at 02:53 PM
Loved this, almost as much as I loved the Alphamom suite. Wow, friends and free food? Rock.
Posted by: To Think Is To Create | July 25, 2008 at 01:50 AM
I'm so jealous of all of you that go to go to BlogHer this year. I really hope I get to go next year. This year I was in the key time of my IVF cycle. Hopefully I can come next year with a breast pump in tow.
Posted by: Heather | July 23, 2008 at 07:35 PM
My kids are loving the clown nose. If by loving it's meant that son puts it on, scares the crap out of little sister, who is terrified of clowns. Yep. Pretty much that's how it's going.
Really liked the awards. Though it feels a bit High School Yearbook. And yeah, I wasn't in any of those either. ;oD
T.
Posted by: TLC@SendChocolate | July 23, 2008 at 05:54 AM
*applause*
A fabulous list!
Although my daughter tried hard for the Vizio bluetooth headset over the clown nose - she's 5 1/2 - she got the clown nose! ;) (and a ton of other stuff...)
Posted by: GeekMommy | July 23, 2008 at 04:45 AM
I had something witty to say, but I forgot what it was already.
Great to see you again. And Great post!
Posted by: VDog | July 23, 2008 at 12:50 AM
If you liked Jenny's card dispenser, just wait until you see my hambuger warmer. (I think someone got a shot of it.) AND it got me into a bar that was "too crowded" to let me in. Totally awesome trick.
LOVED this wrap up!
Posted by: Jenn | July 22, 2008 at 06:08 PM
It took me a full day to figure out what the clown nose was. I can has award for stoopid?
Posted by: Her Bad Mother | July 22, 2008 at 05:34 PM
I like your list. I have to vote for Grover over Abby, because he's an old favorite, tasted great as a cookie and even better as a cupcake. MMMmmmmm.
Posted by: RookieMom Heather | July 22, 2008 at 03:05 PM
Looks like a great time had by all.
Posted by: Heather | July 22, 2008 at 10:46 AM
Amalah Dramalah. Couldn't help saying it. It was the first thing that popped into my head. And now it won't leave. Eeeek.
Posted by: H | July 22, 2008 at 09:14 AM
*sigh* It's hard for me to defend my award when it's so f-cking accurate.
PS. The clown noses make awesomely hysterical nipple clamps.
PPS. As always, you are adorable and as always I was way to intimidated to just push my way in and make you braid my hair.
Posted by: Jenny, Bloggess | July 22, 2008 at 08:40 AM
Yeah, what exactly was with that lady in Commercial Momosphere? Somebody get the hook.
I'm glad I made it to the cheeseburger party 10 minutes before security.
Had a blast and it was great to meet you in person!
Posted by: mandy | July 22, 2008 at 02:54 AM
Love the list. Great to meet you and YOU should get a medal for attending Blogher pregnant..and still being nice. You rock.
Posted by: michelle lamar | July 22, 2008 at 01:10 AM
I'm so pissed off I missed Grover. Grr!!!!
Posted by: Loralee | July 21, 2008 at 11:24 PM
I knew I should have used my cleavage as a dispenser.
Posted by: motherbumper | July 21, 2008 at 11:01 PM
Great to meet you in person again - best of luck with your new baby!
Lotta
Posted by: Lotta | July 21, 2008 at 10:06 PM
The Bloggess thing made me snort water through my nose. Water. Not Schnapps. Sadly.
Posted by: Kristabella | July 21, 2008 at 09:25 PM
I so needed a synopsis! What a riot. Where's next year??
Posted by: Manic Mommy | July 21, 2008 at 08:45 PM
The card dispenser reminds me of Molly Ringwald putting on lipstick in the Breakfast Club. I could do that too when I was a 32 DD. Love the list and look forward to getting to BlogHer next year!
Posted by: ilinap | July 21, 2008 at 08:18 PM
hilarious list! (although I did not get a clown nose?)
I'm glad I got a quick second to meet you in person this weekend.
Posted by: workout mommy | July 21, 2008 at 07:13 PM
I want to take Isabel and her suite home with me. Also, you.
Posted by: mothergoosemouse | July 21, 2008 at 07:13 PM
I am going next year. I want swag!!
Posted by: Mrs Mogul | July 21, 2008 at 06:18 PM
How did I miss the clown noses? Also, I'd like to give an award for creepiest drunken elevator predator to vaguely Russian mafia looking dude riding to the 11th floor on Saturday about 4 in the morning. Let's not have him back.
Posted by: kyran | July 21, 2008 at 06:08 PM
next year I'm coming with my card dispenser...mine's so much better than hers...
Posted by: Linda S. | July 21, 2008 at 05:45 PM
Thank you Amanda! I was hoping there'd be a little more rope so that after she hung herself we could beat her with it.
Posted by: Mom101 | July 21, 2008 at 05:41 PM
Love this! I'm gonna try Jenny's card holder next year.
Weren't there about three pitches in that session? I thought it was otherwise good and useful.
I just called Kevin to find out how he uploaded his Sesame Street clip. There are some formatting issues with YouTube. He was very nice about me interrupting his actual work to discuss how Grover and I might go viral.
Posted by: Kim/hormone-colored days | July 21, 2008 at 05:39 PM
wait, don't i win an award for most ankles bumped by a stroller?
never again, btw. kid is too big to carry around for 3 hours, and it's too crowded for a stroller.
Posted by: becky | July 21, 2008 at 05:30 PM
My sister and I hid behind a rack of shoes to stuff our faces with noodles before I was ready to chat and be friendly again. Whew. Low blood sugar.
It was great to see you again!
Posted by: Lady M | July 21, 2008 at 05:21 PM
I thought you handled the pitch thing in your session well, considering many of us were all WTF?
Posted by: Dana | July 21, 2008 at 05:13 PM
I'm SO sad that I wasn't there to witness all of this in person. My mantra has become "there is always next year". Where will it be next year, anyway?
Posted by: Erika | July 21, 2008 at 05:10 PM
Hmpf. I didn't even get a chance to win any awards since I didn't go. But whatev. I'm going to hump my new laptop some more.
(It really looks like everyone had an awesome time. Again)
Posted by: Heather, Queen of Shake-Shake | July 21, 2008 at 05:08 PM
I am filled with jealous rage that I had to miss all of this. Yes, either jealous rage or vodka.
Posted by: Marinka | July 21, 2008 at 05:07 PM
What a great recap. I have to agree about the AlphaMom suite- it was directly across the hall from my room and I took full advantage. And Rocco wasn't half-bad either.
Steph
Posted by: Adventures In Babywearing | July 21, 2008 at 05:07 PM
boobages, nipples and clown noses, oh my!
Posted by: veep veep | July 21, 2008 at 04:47 PM
Can "hugging when drunk constantly" be a new category? I think I take that. What, I hugged you like, er, twelve times?
In eight minutes?
Or something?
But really, it was SO lovely to meet you.
Posted by: Mrs. Flinger | July 21, 2008 at 04:17 PM
you win as the only person who didn't go, "oh, you're so tall!" upon meeting me. probably because we were damn close to eye level and we were standing next to the lovely (but less than tall) lady m.
Posted by: Lara | July 21, 2008 at 04:11 PM
Nelson from The Simpsons points at Amy: "HA-HA!"
Posted by: sweetney | July 21, 2008 at 04:09 PM
Oh and as if Backpacking Dad is mortified and flustered.
He totally and carefully orchestrated this victory from the start. It was part of his evil mechanations.
Posted by: Redneck Mommy | July 21, 2008 at 03:41 PM
You just made a life long dream come true.
I always wanted to be voted as one half of a "Cutest Couple."
Just too bad the other half had to be Backpacking Dad instead of my high school crush Greg, who didn't know I existed.
Still, I'll take the honor and revel in it.
Heh.
Miss you already friend.
Posted by: Redneck Mommy | July 21, 2008 at 03:39 PM
See, my plan is TOTALLY WORKING.
Posted by: mayberry | July 21, 2008 at 03:32 PM
I don't think you missed anything!
Dude, I Liveblogged that Mommyblogger: The Commercial Blogosphere session and it was tough weeding out the blatant PR reps pushing their agenda from the bloggers honestly looking for information.
Posted by: Jessica (It's my life...) | July 21, 2008 at 03:29 PM
All the more reasons I am sad I missed it!! LOL!
Posted by: Beckie | July 21, 2008 at 03:19 PM
Sounds like you had a blast!
Posted by: Motherofbun | July 21, 2008 at 02:53 PM
how did i NOT meet you? maybe it's because i'm a midget and get lost in crowds...
Posted by: ali | July 21, 2008 at 02:42 PM
I came home with nary a clown nose or Sesame Street candid. T'was a great time and I thought the 7th inning infomercial during what was truly a great presentation, was handled deftly with Ms. Talky-talkerson being given just enough rope to hang herself, well done Mom 101.
Posted by: Amanda | July 21, 2008 at 02:37 PM
Your contribution and leadership on the "Commercial Momosphere" was excellent. Also, I thought you might blog about the "impromptu presentation" as I could see from your facial expression. (giggle)
Sesame Street did hit it out of the park. My kids freaked when they saw the video. My daughter was asking me endless questions about how to get to SS.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHVGrVE4i9Q
Posted by: Kevin Burke | July 21, 2008 at 02:27 PM
lmfao- brilliant. love this.
Posted by: jennster | July 21, 2008 at 02:15 PM
I totally have that feeling of having missed out on the cool kids' party. I'll just smile and nod and let everyone assume I was there too.
Posted by: LiteralDan | July 21, 2008 at 02:14 PM
Haha! Love the card dispenser.
Posted by: Asianmommy | July 21, 2008 at 01:59 PM
Oh my god! This cracked me the HELL up. Or it mortified me.
I'm just sitting here, mouth agape. Completely flustered :}
We were cute though.
Posted by: Backpacking Dad | July 21, 2008 at 01:51 PM
My daughters are in current possession of a VERY expensive and thoughtfully procured clown nose from, um... a very expensive store in um...San Francisco. funny you should mention it.
Posted by: Mom101 | July 21, 2008 at 01:46 PM